I have real, natural 48 F breasts. I did not buy them from a surgeon. There is no plastic, no silicon. I grew them when I turned twelve. I am very proud of my breasts, and very comfortable showing them off.
Yet TERFs will and have repeatedly claimed my being proud of my breasts and willingness to show them off, (because no cis woman has EVER done that or felt that EVER right?), is proof that I am a male crossdressing autogynophile. Despite the APA long ago discrediting Autogynophilia as even being an actual real thing. It doesn't exist. I DO.
I was born with a uterus and a penis. I was born with one testicle and one ovary. I recently had the testicle removed. I was born with a tiny vaginal opening that a doctor surgically destroyed and sealed up.
Yet TERFs, (none of whom are actual doctors or biology experts. NOT A GODDAMNED ONE), will shout in my face telling me "Intersex doesn't work that way liar! You're just a confused man!"
I have no sex drive. I rarely masturbate if at all, and prior to my recent surgery only to make unwanted erections go away. I don't date, I don't pursue anyone, I don't look for sex. I'm a Demisexual, meaning I can only even ENJOY sex if it's with someone I'm already emotionally connected to on a deeper level. I don't do one night stands or casual sex.
Yet TERFs inst I'm a "Pretendbian", that I'm a man crossdressing to con lesbians into hetero sex, to "trick" them into sexually interacting with a penis. Even though I NEVER ask or expect ANY of my sexual partners to even LOOK at it let alone touch it if they don't want to, and even though EVERY woman I have EVER had sex with knew EVERYTHING about my body going in and STILL chose to fuck me of THEIR OWN GODDAMN FREE WILL. But try telling TERFs that. To TERFs I'm just a rapist dressing in drag to trick poor unsuspecting lesbians into my bed so I can sexually assault with my evil penis.
Speaking of my penis, I still have it. This is not by choice. I still have it because a minor day surgery to remove a testicle can be done locally and all related expenses are fully covered by Pharmacare. Full SRS is an invasive surgery that in my state of physical health I would be highly unlikely to survive, cannot afford the non-surgical expenses, and cannot afford the airfare. Pharmacare pays ONLY for the SRS itself, not any travel or hospital costs outside of BC, And I would have to travel outside of BC to get it if I could find a doctor willing to ignore the likelihood of my not surviving the operation. So I long ago made peace with my penis. I'm stuck with it. It's permanent. I can either hate it and end up killing myself in dysmorphic despair, or I can accept it's just a body part and get the fuck over it. So I got over it. Besides, unless I'm aroused it looks like a normal cis female clitoris anyway.
Yet TERFs say that BECAUSE I accept my genital as is and made peace with them, it proves I'm not a real woman, because if I was really a woman NOTHING could make me accept having a penis, even though they don't think trans women who DO have SRS are "real" women either, and are thus directly contradicting themselves by saying so.
This. ALL of this. This is what I deal with EVERY FUCKING DAY. EVERY day TERFs and other transphobic assholes like MRAs attack who and what I am as a person, invalidate my body and my history, deny my personality and experience, and deem themselves more expert in who and what I really am than I myself am.
This is DAILY LIFE for me. And for so many other trans and intersexed women worldwide. This is the kind of derailing invalidating dehumanizing pure raw unadulterated HATRED we face every day just for EXISTING.
Go ahead, tell me I CHOSE to feel this way. Tell me I CHOSE to be a woman with boy parts because it just gets me horny. Tell me I CHOSE to live a life guaranteed to include the risk of being beaten to a pulp or even murdered every single day just by leaving my apartment.
Go on. Tell me that. I DARE you.
No one would EVER choose this. The only choice I ever made about my gender was to stop living in fear and denial and to just be who I really am.
I am a woman with factory extras I never asked for.
I am beautiful, strong, intelligent, compassionate and kind. I am selfless often to my own detriment. I only have sex with people I love and trust and feel safe with, and I HAVE no secrets about my body or who I am. I don't "trick or deceive" ANYONE. The women I've been with are not coerced or fooled or conned. They CHOSE to be with me. And they are not magically bi or straight for doing so, (unless they WERE bi to begin with). A lesbian who chooses to fuck me is still a lesbian because I AM A WOMAN.
I am NOT a crossdressing rapist. I am NOT a confused crossdresser. I am NOT a "Pretendbian". I am not ANY of the hateful transphobic narratives TERFs lob at my head every day.
I am Penny, hear me roar. And feel free to stare at my tits because FUCK the haters, my tits are EPIC.
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10/14/2011
Careless Fraud Friday
Today I got a thank you from a known anti-gay bigot fruitloop in my e-mail. Strange that. Being thanked for shit I didn't do. This shit is WAY too funny, there was no way humanly possible I could NOT share this.
Quick Background first; Every week, Eugene Delgaudio, a small-time not-even-a-blip-on-the-radar anti-gay activist, sends a mass e-mail to anyone on his mailing list pleading for money to help him, as the self-appointed "Public Advocate of the United States", stop the evil homosexual lobby from passing things like "The Homosexual Classrooms Act". Yeah I know, I never heard of it either. He does this by telling bizarre,m weird, ridiculous fairytales designed to scare little old ladies into sending him their grocery money. Tales where he is the poor beleaguered hero whose life is constantly in danger because of evil violent gay men. According to him, he's narrowly escaped a warehouse full of earring sporting ponytail wearing mustachiod faggots and been beaned with a giant rock in his own home. It's like an old 30's serial, we tune in every week on Joe.My.God's blog to see the next exciting chapter!
So last week I clicked the link from Joe's to Eugene's website because Canada was mentioned. I looked at some of his fucked-up ramblings, laughed at his clear insanity, and left the website. And that is ALL I did. I didn't fill out ANY forms of ANY kind or click on anything about signing up for anything.
So imagine my shock when THIS just arrived in my inbox...
(Warning, this DEFINITELY will fall into tl;dr territory. The man is NOTHING if not longwinded.)
Dear Penny,
Um, how do you know my name? Do you moonlight as The Great Zucchini at the local fairgrounds?
Thank you for your recently signed petition. I am excited to know you are an American who is willing to take a stand for pro-family values.
The last petition I signed was to ask CNN to stop bringing folks like you on as "Conservative experts".
Here at Public Advocate, fighting for and defending the family values our nation was founded on is what we are all about.
Wasn't one of those values separation of Church and State?
If you are looking for a hard-hitting pro-family organization with a history of victories against the growing radical Homosexual Lobby, look no further than Public Advocate of the United States.
His victories are as imaginary as the Bills he's fighting against. And the 70's gay pornstars he fantasizes about getting beaten up by.
Founded in 1981, Public Advocate quickly took center stage as the nation’s leading family advocate with over 400,000 united pro-family activists.
His math sucks. He and his wife don't equal 400K. Unless he just repeats their names with different spellings ad nauseum on the staff page..
Time after time, Public Advocate has beaten back the attempts of the Homosexual Lobby to pass legislation aimed at making homosexuals a special class of citizens.
The only thing he's ever beaten back was his medication.
But, victories these days have been harder and harder to come by.
Hard to dwindle something you never had any of to begin with.
Which is why I so excited to have your signed petition!
I didn't sign a damned thing for you and I'll sue you into oblivion if my name appears on any of your crap.
With it, I will prove to Congress that the American people still hold traditional family values dear.
By commandeering the signature of a fat paegan hermaphrodite lesbian? Yeah let me know how that works out for you.
And if you believe the threat of the Homosexual Lobby is being blown out of proportion, think again.
The Religious Right? Blowing homosexuality out of proportion? THE HELL YOU SAY???
At this very moment, individuals and organizations with hundreds of millions of dollars that comprise the Homosexual Lobby are working to pass their radical agenda.
Ha, I WISH! We could afford nationwide TV spots to make fun of NOM.
Here are just a few names and organizations you may recognize: Tim Gill, Barney Frank, Pat Stryker, Jared Polis, Cindy and Meghan McCain, The Advocate, GLAAD, and the Human Rights Campaign.
All decent hardworking people. Well, except McCain's daughters. They just want to give Daddy a heart attack.
All of these people are working towards what they call “equal rights” for homosexuals, when in reality, the rights they are trying to acquire would be unique to homosexuals only.
So.... if we get the right to marry, somehow NO ONE ELSE will be allowed to? Hetero spouses will be kicked out of a dying spouses' hospital room? Straight white men will be routinely denied employment for being blonde and blue-eyed?
A Thought Control bill was just recently passed. This bill puts into law regulations that deem so-called “hate speech” as illegal.
I never heard of any such bill being pa.... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!
This has me worried, and I hope you are too. Because who is to say what language will be considered hate speech?
Pretty much anyone being advocated into jail or out of the country or just outright murdered for simply existing? That might be a start.
Don’t believe me? In Canada and Europe pastors have been thrown in jail for preaching Biblical teachings against homosexuality.
Nope. Not a one. Ever. I live here, trust me, if it had happened the National Post would be all OVER that shit. Conrad Black hates him some gay folks.
This very well may be the reality of Thought Control in the United States.
But I thought Pink Floyd was a British band?
I hope you know how serious this issue really is.
About as serious as your headwound from the giant rock you somehow survived being brained with?
Which is why, as President of Public Advocate, I have devoted my life to protecting family values and defending our freedoms.
By denigrating families that scare you and fighting to rob them of their freedoms. Seems counterproductive to me.
I want to leave a legacy I am proud of, knowing the United States is still the nation I grew up in.
No dear, that was Leave It To Beaver you're remembering. The USA was never ACTUALLY like that.
But without your support, this year alone we could see Barney Frank’s so-called “Employment Non-Discrimination Act” put into law.
*sighs* Only if they throw trans folk under the bus. And even then it's a stretch with this many republicans in congress.
We call this the “Gay Bill of Special Rights” because it doesn’t eliminate discrimination, it destroys workplace protection from radical homosexuals whose only mission is to spread their agenda.
You losing the right to be a dick at the office is not discrimination dear.
If passed, the Gay Bill of Special Rights would require workplaces to meet a quota of homosexual employees, forcing employers to choose a radical homosexual over a potentially more qualified candidate.
Good thing the gay folks are likely just as qualified. Because we're the same as anyone else that way.
And no workplace will be exempt. Churches, daycares, nursing homes, private schools, you name it, all will have to adhere to these regulations.
Only if they're taking government money. If you're taking government funding, you obey the law. If you want to discrimiate, do it on your own dime. It's not rocket science.
And Obama is even looking to push for the repeal of "Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell" this year, which would remove the protection our soldiers have from the Homosexual Lobby.
Aww, typing up all the thinly veiled gay erotica he sends out must have distracted him from watching the news of late, DADT has gone the way of the DoDo and Donald Trump's original hair.
And even the Healthcare bill is filled with numerous paybacks to homosexuals, giving lower healthcare premiums to “unmarried” homosexuals than married couples, all paid for at taxpayer expense.
Nah. Obama doesn't like gays THAT much.
I hope you understand this threat is real. . . and imminent.
About as real and imminent as the scary gay man supposedly camped out in your son's treehouse waiting to beat you up?
And I also hope you will consider making a donation to Public Advocate to help protect our family values.
Oh sure, let me go check my Swiss Bank account and get right on that.
Public Advocate will never waver from the firm conviction that political decisions should begin and end with the best interests of American families and communities in mind, and that marriage is a sacred union between one man and one woman.
You know, except when it's between one man and three women he bought from a farmer, or one rapist and his victim after he pays her father for damage to his property, all neatly found in that Bible you've clearly never actually read through.
Public Advocate has been 100% dependent on the financial support of contributors, we do not receive any government or taxpayer money, nor do we want it.
Because money that otherwise would have bought groceries and heating for some little old lady he terrified with bullshit is SO much sweeter.
I would appreciate it if you could help support Public Advocate by making a charitable contribution, please click here.
And I would appreciate it if you'd stick your penis in battery acid to insure you stay out of the gene pool but we can't always get what we want.
No matter the amount, be it $5 or $50 or more, every dollar you give is greatly appreciated and will go a long way towards defending our pro-family values.
As long as that family resembles the Cleavers. Any other configuration can go fuck themselves.
It is my hope to keep you up-to-date on the fight for pro-family values through email alerts.
Oh please do! I can supply my friends with material for the rest of my natural life!
There are some tough battles coming up very soon and I am going to need your help if we are to win.
Sure! I'd LOVE to help you denigrate my marriage and my loving relationship! Where do I sign up! Oh right, the phishing software hidden on your website beat me to it. Darn!
Thank you for your support.
Thank you for giving me clear evidence of computer fraud to forward to the FBI!
Sincerely,
Eugene Delgaudio
President,
Public Advocate of the U.S.
I officially declare myself president of the Fetlife Advocate Of Breast Gropings. W#ow that was easy! Now to terrify someone into giving me their lunch money.
P.S. Public Advocate is the leading force in defending the conservative pro-family values our nation was founded on.
And for over 50 years the World Wrestling Federation was the leading force in Sports Entertainment!
Please consider a donation to Public Advocate to help defend our pro-family values from the Homosexual Lobby's attacks.
I might if you WERE pro-family instead of pro-stealing my money.
Because Public Advocate of the U.S. lobbies to fight the radical agenda of the Homosexual Lobby, contributions are not tax deductible for IRS purposes. This email was not produced or e-mailed at taxpayer expense. Public Advocate's website is http://notgoingtolethimphishanyofyou.fucknugget
Awww, too bad for you then. I only donate to hateful bigots if I can declare it on my 502.
To help Public Advocate grow, please forward this to a friend.
I am, but I don't think you'll like the friends I'm showing this to you, they're all way smarter than you and have awesome built-in natural bullshit detectors.
Funny thing is, I visited his site near a week ago, but the e-mail said I was only added to his list today. Also, shock and awe, any attempt to reply to his spam gets a mailer-daemon error. Guess he doesn't like people calling him on his shit?
Quick Background first; Every week, Eugene Delgaudio, a small-time not-even-a-blip-on-the-radar anti-gay activist, sends a mass e-mail to anyone on his mailing list pleading for money to help him, as the self-appointed "Public Advocate of the United States", stop the evil homosexual lobby from passing things like "The Homosexual Classrooms Act". Yeah I know, I never heard of it either. He does this by telling bizarre,m weird, ridiculous fairytales designed to scare little old ladies into sending him their grocery money. Tales where he is the poor beleaguered hero whose life is constantly in danger because of evil violent gay men. According to him, he's narrowly escaped a warehouse full of earring sporting ponytail wearing mustachiod faggots and been beaned with a giant rock in his own home. It's like an old 30's serial, we tune in every week on Joe.My.God's blog to see the next exciting chapter!
So last week I clicked the link from Joe's to Eugene's website because Canada was mentioned. I looked at some of his fucked-up ramblings, laughed at his clear insanity, and left the website. And that is ALL I did. I didn't fill out ANY forms of ANY kind or click on anything about signing up for anything.
So imagine my shock when THIS just arrived in my inbox...
(Warning, this DEFINITELY will fall into tl;dr territory. The man is NOTHING if not longwinded.)
Dear Penny,
Um, how do you know my name? Do you moonlight as The Great Zucchini at the local fairgrounds?
Thank you for your recently signed petition. I am excited to know you are an American who is willing to take a stand for pro-family values.
The last petition I signed was to ask CNN to stop bringing folks like you on as "Conservative experts".
Here at Public Advocate, fighting for and defending the family values our nation was founded on is what we are all about.
Wasn't one of those values separation of Church and State?
If you are looking for a hard-hitting pro-family organization with a history of victories against the growing radical Homosexual Lobby, look no further than Public Advocate of the United States.
His victories are as imaginary as the Bills he's fighting against. And the 70's gay pornstars he fantasizes about getting beaten up by.
Founded in 1981, Public Advocate quickly took center stage as the nation’s leading family advocate with over 400,000 united pro-family activists.
His math sucks. He and his wife don't equal 400K. Unless he just repeats their names with different spellings ad nauseum on the staff page..
Time after time, Public Advocate has beaten back the attempts of the Homosexual Lobby to pass legislation aimed at making homosexuals a special class of citizens.
The only thing he's ever beaten back was his medication.
But, victories these days have been harder and harder to come by.
Hard to dwindle something you never had any of to begin with.
Which is why I so excited to have your signed petition!
I didn't sign a damned thing for you and I'll sue you into oblivion if my name appears on any of your crap.
With it, I will prove to Congress that the American people still hold traditional family values dear.
By commandeering the signature of a fat paegan hermaphrodite lesbian? Yeah let me know how that works out for you.
And if you believe the threat of the Homosexual Lobby is being blown out of proportion, think again.
The Religious Right? Blowing homosexuality out of proportion? THE HELL YOU SAY???
At this very moment, individuals and organizations with hundreds of millions of dollars that comprise the Homosexual Lobby are working to pass their radical agenda.
Ha, I WISH! We could afford nationwide TV spots to make fun of NOM.
Here are just a few names and organizations you may recognize: Tim Gill, Barney Frank, Pat Stryker, Jared Polis, Cindy and Meghan McCain, The Advocate, GLAAD, and the Human Rights Campaign.
All decent hardworking people. Well, except McCain's daughters. They just want to give Daddy a heart attack.
All of these people are working towards what they call “equal rights” for homosexuals, when in reality, the rights they are trying to acquire would be unique to homosexuals only.
So.... if we get the right to marry, somehow NO ONE ELSE will be allowed to? Hetero spouses will be kicked out of a dying spouses' hospital room? Straight white men will be routinely denied employment for being blonde and blue-eyed?
A Thought Control bill was just recently passed. This bill puts into law regulations that deem so-called “hate speech” as illegal.
I never heard of any such bill being pa.... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!
This has me worried, and I hope you are too. Because who is to say what language will be considered hate speech?
Pretty much anyone being advocated into jail or out of the country or just outright murdered for simply existing? That might be a start.
Don’t believe me? In Canada and Europe pastors have been thrown in jail for preaching Biblical teachings against homosexuality.
Nope. Not a one. Ever. I live here, trust me, if it had happened the National Post would be all OVER that shit. Conrad Black hates him some gay folks.
This very well may be the reality of Thought Control in the United States.
But I thought Pink Floyd was a British band?
I hope you know how serious this issue really is.
About as serious as your headwound from the giant rock you somehow survived being brained with?
Which is why, as President of Public Advocate, I have devoted my life to protecting family values and defending our freedoms.
By denigrating families that scare you and fighting to rob them of their freedoms. Seems counterproductive to me.
I want to leave a legacy I am proud of, knowing the United States is still the nation I grew up in.
No dear, that was Leave It To Beaver you're remembering. The USA was never ACTUALLY like that.
But without your support, this year alone we could see Barney Frank’s so-called “Employment Non-Discrimination Act” put into law.
*sighs* Only if they throw trans folk under the bus. And even then it's a stretch with this many republicans in congress.
We call this the “Gay Bill of Special Rights” because it doesn’t eliminate discrimination, it destroys workplace protection from radical homosexuals whose only mission is to spread their agenda.
You losing the right to be a dick at the office is not discrimination dear.
If passed, the Gay Bill of Special Rights would require workplaces to meet a quota of homosexual employees, forcing employers to choose a radical homosexual over a potentially more qualified candidate.
Good thing the gay folks are likely just as qualified. Because we're the same as anyone else that way.
And no workplace will be exempt. Churches, daycares, nursing homes, private schools, you name it, all will have to adhere to these regulations.
Only if they're taking government money. If you're taking government funding, you obey the law. If you want to discrimiate, do it on your own dime. It's not rocket science.
And Obama is even looking to push for the repeal of "Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell" this year, which would remove the protection our soldiers have from the Homosexual Lobby.
Aww, typing up all the thinly veiled gay erotica he sends out must have distracted him from watching the news of late, DADT has gone the way of the DoDo and Donald Trump's original hair.
And even the Healthcare bill is filled with numerous paybacks to homosexuals, giving lower healthcare premiums to “unmarried” homosexuals than married couples, all paid for at taxpayer expense.
Nah. Obama doesn't like gays THAT much.
I hope you understand this threat is real. . . and imminent.
About as real and imminent as the scary gay man supposedly camped out in your son's treehouse waiting to beat you up?
And I also hope you will consider making a donation to Public Advocate to help protect our family values.
Oh sure, let me go check my Swiss Bank account and get right on that.
Public Advocate will never waver from the firm conviction that political decisions should begin and end with the best interests of American families and communities in mind, and that marriage is a sacred union between one man and one woman.
You know, except when it's between one man and three women he bought from a farmer, or one rapist and his victim after he pays her father for damage to his property, all neatly found in that Bible you've clearly never actually read through.
Public Advocate has been 100% dependent on the financial support of contributors, we do not receive any government or taxpayer money, nor do we want it.
Because money that otherwise would have bought groceries and heating for some little old lady he terrified with bullshit is SO much sweeter.
I would appreciate it if you could help support Public Advocate by making a charitable contribution, please click here.
And I would appreciate it if you'd stick your penis in battery acid to insure you stay out of the gene pool but we can't always get what we want.
No matter the amount, be it $5 or $50 or more, every dollar you give is greatly appreciated and will go a long way towards defending our pro-family values.
As long as that family resembles the Cleavers. Any other configuration can go fuck themselves.
It is my hope to keep you up-to-date on the fight for pro-family values through email alerts.
Oh please do! I can supply my friends with material for the rest of my natural life!
There are some tough battles coming up very soon and I am going to need your help if we are to win.
Sure! I'd LOVE to help you denigrate my marriage and my loving relationship! Where do I sign up! Oh right, the phishing software hidden on your website beat me to it. Darn!
Thank you for your support.
Thank you for giving me clear evidence of computer fraud to forward to the FBI!
Sincerely,
Eugene Delgaudio
President,
Public Advocate of the U.S.
I officially declare myself president of the Fetlife Advocate Of Breast Gropings. W#ow that was easy! Now to terrify someone into giving me their lunch money.
P.S. Public Advocate is the leading force in defending the conservative pro-family values our nation was founded on.
And for over 50 years the World Wrestling Federation was the leading force in Sports Entertainment!
Please consider a donation to Public Advocate to help defend our pro-family values from the Homosexual Lobby's attacks.
I might if you WERE pro-family instead of pro-stealing my money.
Because Public Advocate of the U.S. lobbies to fight the radical agenda of the Homosexual Lobby, contributions are not tax deductible for IRS purposes. This email was not produced or e-mailed at taxpayer expense. Public Advocate's website is http://notgoingtolethimphishanyofyou.fucknugget
Awww, too bad for you then. I only donate to hateful bigots if I can declare it on my 502.
To help Public Advocate grow, please forward this to a friend.
I am, but I don't think you'll like the friends I'm showing this to you, they're all way smarter than you and have awesome built-in natural bullshit detectors.
Funny thing is, I visited his site near a week ago, but the e-mail said I was only added to his list today. Also, shock and awe, any attempt to reply to his spam gets a mailer-daemon error. Guess he doesn't like people calling him on his shit?
9/29/2011
Canadian Evil
Yes folks, even here in Canada we have completely repulsive worthless pieces of human shit who gleefully use lies and distortions to demonize LGBT people under the guise of "merely expressing their Christian moral views".
Canada's answer to American Professional Lying Bigot groups such as the Family Research Council and the American Family Association is the "Institute for Canadian Values", which of course represents anything BUT actual Canadian values.
In a recent National Post, this deplorable full-page ad in the National Post, long a bastion of conservative rightwing bullshit.
This sleazy deceptive lie-filled ad is intended to sway the current Ontario provincial election. It's vile and repulsive and in no way reflects any truly moral values.
Feel better Yankees, we have lie-for-a-living fuckweasels too!
Canada's answer to American Professional Lying Bigot groups such as the Family Research Council and the American Family Association is the "Institute for Canadian Values", which of course represents anything BUT actual Canadian values.
In a recent National Post, this deplorable full-page ad in the National Post, long a bastion of conservative rightwing bullshit.
This sleazy deceptive lie-filled ad is intended to sway the current Ontario provincial election. It's vile and repulsive and in no way reflects any truly moral values.
Feel better Yankees, we have lie-for-a-living fuckweasels too!
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